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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Posted by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 1:53 PM
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someone sent me this and i just thought it was so funny.  hope ya'll enjoy it too :)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to 
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck!

Tech Suppor

by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 1:53 PM
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grayred
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Ha! Lol.
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eeyoreplus4
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 5:28 PM

Sounds fairly accurate :)

august_baby_09
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Lol that's a cute one!
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Mommy2BeAt15
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 5:33 PM
This is funny
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ShyJen
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 5:35 PM

 LOL nice.

ShannaBee
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 10:11 PM
lol
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LovelyMother88
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 10:25 PM

lol

AmyParent
by Bronze Member on Jan. 19, 2011 at 10:29 PM
Lol!

Quoting eeyoreplus4:

Sounds fairly accurate :)

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Jezzeria
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Lol i love that!
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girlmagic122002
by on Jan. 19, 2011 at 10:33 PM

rolling on floor

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