He won't stop talking about poop at the dinner table! :/ No I'm not joking...
My dh is a wastewater and water plant operator. His job entails going around to different wastewater plants and water plants all day and fixing whatever problems crop up. Some of the stuff he has to do every day is REALLY gross. Grates get clogged with tampons and pads and condoms, things that people shouldn't flush but do, the bacteria gets out of balance, etc... He has become desensitized to it and it doesn't really bother him, (the baby's spitup grosses him out entirely, though, go figure, lol).
So, lots of people talk about their day at work when they get home, including at the dinner table, but HIS job REALLY is not good dinner time conversation. It is constantly grossing me out, because he will talk about big steaming, stinking, foaming tanks of poo while we are trying to eat! It's so gross! Or he'll talk about what got stuck in the grate, or whatever.
He did this on our FIRST date. Most women, if they met a guy over dinner for a first date and he was talking about poop the whole time she's trying to eat would probably not go out with him again, but to me, it just said that at least he's not a player with other women he sees other days of the week, cuz clearly he had no game, lol. I asked him at the end of the date if he always talks about poo on a first date over dinner.
I have asked him time and time again not to talk about that at dinner, and he just ignores me and goes on talking about it. Maybe next time he does that I should go get the baby's spitupy burp rag and drape it over his shoulder then open a container of yogurt, and put it in front of him, (yogurt also grosses him out).
Sorry if anyone read this a minute ago and was confused by how I ended the post. My computer froze in the middle of a sentence, so before rebooting I clicked "submit" so I wouldn't lose everything I'd just typed.