Okay, I need some advice from you ladies. I feel like lately my husband has been looking at everything with boobs. (yes, he loves boobs and ass). Anyway, it's bothering me. He never really noticed other chicks before . We have been married for almost 9 yrs, and we have 5 kids together. I just gave birth to our last one in March. He is the youngest of 5 with 4 older sisters. So, I have this friend that is married to a real douche bag. She is constantly searching for compliments and has to be the center of attention. We went lingerie shopping together. She came out with a boat load of stuff that looked amazing. I came out with a few pairs of boy shorts because nothing else looked good and my husband loves boy short panties. We're sitting there talking together, and he makes the comment to me about what would look good on my friend. That she would look good in anything that elongated her body and with garters, etc. This is after my husband told me as a joke on the way put that he would love to be there to give the "thumbs up". Then, my friend is standing there looking smoking in her lingerie cracking jokes about needing to send my hubby a picture to see of she gets a "thumbs up". My hubby is jokester and always has been. He swears that he is just joking with and that my friend is twisting it her way because she's an attention hog. My friend has told me in the past about an explicit dream that she had about my husband. I have been pregnant for the last 2 years with two boys 11 months apart. I have been diagnosed with PPD, and my husband has been amazingly understanding. It's like we're closer than ever. He bought me a new dyson vac that I wanted when my old vac broke. He bought me a $200 petunia pickle bottom diaper bag that I wanted for mother's day. I am spoiled. I'm also short and dumpy right now. My friend looks like a super model next to me. Should I be worried? I also made a comment about a mother and her daughter wearing matching short shorts in Wal-Mart last weekend. I said, "wouldn't you like to have the mother/daughter combo?". As I rolled my eyes. So he says, you know which one I would choose. I glared at him, and he said that I shouldn't have opened the door. Yes, it's true I shouldn't have....BUT stop freakin' looking you big ass perv! He also gloated about how the ladies love him in the jewelry store. They are all so willing to try on the stuff for him, and they tell him how lucky I am to have him, and how thankful I should be. I am thankful....very thankful, but stick to showing my anniversary jewelry options! Am I making something out of nothing?
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