Ever had anyone flirt with your man in front of you?
Some women have balls!
My husband, brother in law, and I were shopping and the clerk was chatting with DH and my BIL. I start putting the bags in the buggy as DH is paying. She's asking DH about weekend plans and flirting. The girl looks at me and says, "So, are you, like, their friend?"
My DH says, "No. She is my wife." The girl goes, "Oh." and stops being all nice and chatty.