When I was in college I had a boyfriend. He was sweet, caring, and really kind. He was like a best friend to me.
One night we were both a little tipsy and we started to make out. After about ten minutes, he went down on me.
I really tried to enjoy it but all i could feel was this weird sucking. HE WAS LIKE A F--KING VACUUM!
I pretended to orgasm, hoping it would be better during the main sex. Two minutes later he put a condom on.
I was on top,but he kept on thrusting his hips forward like some kind of invisible spring was under him.
After three or four pumps he pulls out and lays down next to me and says "Mitchy, you're the best I've ever had." right before he falls asleep.
I left a note and went back to my dorm about ten minutes later.
We broke up a week later.
WORST. SEX. EVER!
What was YOUR worst sex ever?