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Do you do these things in front of your man?

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5 Things No Woman Should EVER Do in Front of Her Husband

Posted by Sasha Brown-Worsham on January 15, 2013 

pooping in front of husbandOne of the best things about marriage is the comfort level you get to with a person who knows you both inside and out. After 10 years of marriage, I can officially say that I have done most things in front of my husband, including shower, pee, have babies, laugh until soda came out of my nose, and sleep. But there are still a few things I will never do in front of him.

It's not that we aren't intimate. We are. Deeply. But I am someone who believes strongly in the power of distance. It makes the heart grow fonder, after all. Some things are just meant to stay private. Forever.

Like popping, for instance. There is a discussion right now on CafeMom about this, and some are in favor of pooping in front of their love, while others aren't. For me, this is a massive no-no. Here are five things I would simply never do in front of my spouse:

1.) Poop: Sorry, ladies. I know some of you disagree with me and think the family who poops together stays together, but no. Not me. Not ever. After 12 years with the same man, I can officially say I still don't even TALK about poop with him. I don't want to hear about his and I don't want him to ask him about mine. Better to keep it all private and pretend it doesn't happen. Some mystery isn't a bad thing.

2.) Pop a zit: This is just a gross thing and something no one needs to see. I don't want to see him do it and I sure as hell don't want him to see me do it. If the bathroom door is locked, you can wait outside, honey!

3.) Pick your nose: I dry heave at the thought. We all know it has to happen sometimes. But just keep that stuff to yourself. No one's fingers belong in anyone's noses. The end.

4.) Remove hair: This means everything. I don't shave, wax, tweeze, or anything else in front of my man. It's just how I roll.

5.) Cut your toenails: I don't know why, but this really skeeves me out. I don't want to see him doing it and I will get my pedicures at the salon FAR from his prying eyes.

Do you do these things in front of your man?

by on Jan. 15, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Replies (41-50):
clippingmom
by on Jan. 15, 2013 at 7:04 PM

sorry I do them all.................He even helps me groom below..............

la_bella_vita
by Bella on Jan. 16, 2013 at 12:17 AM

 I've done 3 of the 5

98765
by Silver Member on Jan. 16, 2013 at 6:36 AM

No. None of them

mommieofII
by on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:29 AM

Uh whats the big deal about shaving or tweezing??? I do both

lapcounter
by Gold Member on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:31 AM
1 mom liked this
I've had two kids, these are nothing please!
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steffielou_who
by Silver Member on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:53 AM
I'm gagging at the thought of pooping and popping zits in front of him! Oh geez!
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rockinmomto2
by on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:53 AM

Nope don't do any of that. Yuck.

AleaKat
by on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:55 AM
4 and 5!
I have no issue shaving and tweezing infront of him or cutting my toenails.

The rest I can understand but those are just silly!
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Fairywings1223
by on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:56 AM

 Yeah I don't see the big deal. :)

bchic24
by on Jan. 16, 2013 at 7:56 AM
This. And shave because we do occasionally shower together.

Quoting TS9509:

I will tweeze and cut my toe nails in front of my DH but that is it.
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