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You know you're a clutz when..

Posted by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 12:07 AM
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You walk into the bedroom with the intention of seducing your husband and fall flat on your face. And he just looks at you and goes back to doing what he was doing. (Not because he's a jerk, but because it's a regular enough occurrence that he knows there's no need to get up anymore)

Seduction postponed until I recover a little dignity :(

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AnGLInterrupted
by Kendall on Mar. 17, 2013 at 12:32 AM
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Awww LOL

deccaf
by Bronze Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 12:38 AM
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Been there way too often!
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MagicTemptation
by Christina on Mar. 17, 2013 at 12:49 AM

I am a major clutz. It's not my fault. I swear the floor is out to get me. To top it off, I bruise easily and it takes forever to heal.

Zazayam
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:16 AM

Oh, me too. I know there are times I look like a complete mess, bruises all over. It's really bad when someone asks what happened and I can't even answer lol... One of the countless things I've walked into or tripped over.

Quoting MagicTemptation:

I am a major clutz. It's not my fault. I swear the floor is out to get me. To top it off, I bruise easily and it takes forever to heal.


SierraLynn
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:28 AM
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When I go to family functions, I always know my designated seat is. It usually has a towel on the chair and another folded somewhere close and a first aid kit near by.
My family knows me so well, and my in laws are catching on also.....
:/
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AlannaMaria
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 8:22 AM
Oh no lol. You ok now?
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justpeachy71904
by Silver Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 8:26 AM
Omg bwaha. I. Sorry! Hope you're ok.

I have a co-worker of sorts who is also clumsy and wound up with a black eye. Doesn't know how she got it. Haha
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