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Funny conversations

Posted by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 2:54 AM
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So what is a funny conversation between you and your spouse that you've had recently?

Last night, my husband and I were making dinner. 
Him: It says that you need to...I don't know what this is. Cut the basil in half or something?
Me: Let me see it...it says that I need to chiffonade the basil.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is it sad that I know what chiffonading is?
Him: Kind of, yes. How do you know? Did you read it or something?
Me: Well no, but chiffonade comes from the word chiffon, which means light and wispy like the material, so it likely means a thin sort of cut, like narrow strips.
Him: *laughs hysterically* I love you.
Me: ...what?
Him: *hoity toity voice* Chiffonaaaade comes from the Greek word chiffooooon!
Me: Actually, chiffonade is a French word, so it probably originated from Latin, like the rest of the romantic languages. Not Greek.
Him: ...it...it was a joke.
Me: Oh. Okay. I love you.
Him: You're crazy.

It cracked both of us up :) I'm a huge nerd and he like to tease me (kindly) about it. Gets us both giggling :) So what's a funny conversation that you and your significant other have had lately?

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Christian, vaccinating, fun-loving, breastfeeding, cloth diapering, positive disciplining, nerdy, extended rear-facing, bookworm, creative, outdoorsy, autodidactic, friendly family.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa

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beeky
by Alexandra on Apr. 6, 2013 at 7:18 AM
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In the car after dh picked me up from work, one day last summer.

DH:  How are you?  How was your day?

Me:  I'm hot and I'm tired!

*long pause*

Me:  Did you bring the laundry upstairs from the dryer like I asked you to?

DH:  Oh shit!  I forgot.  Sorry!  I'll get it when we get home.

Me:  Alright then, add cranky to the list.

Dh cracked up so much he couldn't keep the car in a straight line.

Armywifeholcomb
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 11:07 AM
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I asked DH to grab me some water since he was in the kitchen...
He came running back with water running out of his fist... (Not quite a convo but it was funny) all I could do was laugh and call him a smartass...
He put new pipes on his bike and asked how they look...
Me: like pipes
DH: ok someone else who isn't a smartass
SFIL: like my pipes (they were his old ones)
DH: I said someone who ISN'T a SMARTASS!
SD: woo MYturn! (As she she comes running up)
DH: I Said NOT A SMARTASS!
Me: Good Luck with that around here!
DH: what about ____(other SD)? Get her!
Me: yeah she's one too...
SD: hers isn't as bad, she needs more practice...
DH: UGGGGH!!!
Yeah this is how we are... My family is full of Smartasses....
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katinahat
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 11:16 AM

Lol!! Ruh roh :) Haha!

Quoting beeky:

In the car after dh picked me up from work, one day last summer.

DH:  How are you?  How was your day?

Me:  I'm hot and I'm tired!

*long pause*

Me:  Did you bring the laundry upstairs from the dryer like I asked you to?

DH:  Oh shit!  I forgot.  Sorry!  I'll get it when we get home.

Me:  Alright then, add cranky to the list.

Dh cracked up so much he couldn't keep the car in a straight line.



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Christian, vaccinating, fun-loving, breastfeeding, cloth diapering, positive disciplining, nerdy, extended rear-facing, bookworm, creative, outdoorsy, autodidactic, friendly family.

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa

earthangel1967
by YVONNE on Apr. 6, 2013 at 1:50 PM
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 Someone recently posted in this group about bacon flavored condoms and I had my husband Todd sitting next to me, I Said

"oh gross they have bacon flavored condoms!"

He said "What the hell?! and wrinkles his nose to make disgusted face

I said "I can at least understand chocolate, vanilla, banana etc flavored condoms, but bacon, ewww gross!"

Then he says "What?! Why do they have flavored condoms?" (hahahaha this is NOT usually a naive or innocent guy but surprisingly he is serious in this question lol)

I laughed and said "For people who have to have safe sex or for people who want to give head but don't want cum in their mouth, but you apparently don't know about these things because YOU are obviously spoiled!"

then we both laughed.

YVONNE

MomToovey
by Marianne on Apr. 6, 2013 at 3:47 PM

 We're always cracking up! I can't think of anything specific right now

Krysden
by Platinum Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 10:38 PM

lol

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