I am so mad at my husband right now. Fucking jerk. I wish I didnt have all this baby flab and well I wish I was hotter so I could dress up in my lingerie without feeling like a joke. Or else I would dress in full garb and walk around, serve him dinner whatever the night routine calls for. Then Id say i'm going to bed *smile* AND YOU CANT TOUCH THIS *scary angry face* and walk off and go to bed. No sex for you! Jerkface.