theres something mysterious going around my house.
mysterious phenomenon. Are you ready?
Its the I don't want to get up and go to school monster. You've all heard of this mysterious creature that consumes our children come morning. Its been lurking around my house, waiting on unsuspecting mothers to say good morning. Yesterday it struck my David. This morning it struck my Ian. It must be eliminated! We must wipe this creature from this planet. So as you go to wake your kids beware its lurking about, so beware!