my cat the monkey (must read hilarious what just happened)
okay so ive dealt with my fair share of crazy poop of course its exspected when you have a kid, well tonight our kitty moe had direah i smelled poop but couldnt find it, turns out he had left drips of it down the hall to the foyer where his litter box is (my assumption trying to make it) well we find him laying on the... table, covered in his poop, places you'd have to think wth. well i take him and give him a bath while amber cleans the carpet. then i notice he didnt really have a peepee, so then i had to consider were the people who gave him to us wrong? was he a she? turns out no he just never developed since he was nutered so young. anyhow i go back to the bedroom, and turned out he somehow smeared his poop across the bedroom window, hince why i kept smelling it to start with. i have no idea how he did this, but amber said it nicely when she called him half monkey and a poop slinger. this has been hugely eventful and hilarious. this in no way way the kittys fault, he just has had a bad night. poor guy. we love you moe!
i copyied it from my facebook status. i couldnt help but letting everyone know, it was so crazy and funny, when i thought it was all over i saw the window and busted out laughing, i mean how the hell does that happen. he is drying off now, and not to happy with us, hopefully his direah is gone, but man was that funny.