What is something your SO has said to you that was weird/unexpected?
(May be a little TMI for some)
Dh and I are sitting in the living room on our laptops and I had to go pee. I come back and out of nowhere he asks "Do you ever poop?" I looked at him and it took me a moment to realize he was serious! I started laughing and said of course I do, why the hell would he ask that? He said he had to ask because in the 3 years we have been together he has never known me to poop. He then asked if I hold it in until he isn't home. I shook my head and told him I will notify him the next time I'm going to take a shit. lol