"You can't cook bacon anymore!"

[Ruthzaad]

This is what I told dh today when we were making BLTs for lunch. He was just pushing them around and not draining the grease. I'm OCD when it comes to cooking bacon. I make sure it doesn't burn, I flip it, rotate it, press it, and I am constantly watching it. Don't get me wrong the man can cook, but bacon is not something I feel he cooks well. LOL So while I'm put the bacon on the plate he's eating them. I had to literally kick his butt to get him away from the freaking plate. Then as I'm cooking the rest of the bacon and he's eating his second sandwich. He's like "OMG this so good" and I just had to shake my head and laugh. He can be an @$$ but I do love him. 

What does your man do in the kitchen that makes you shake your head?

[Ginger0104]

You got played. 

Act like he can't do something, and he gets to go ahead and eat lunch rather than finish eating.  Sounds like a plan to me.