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FOR all dog lovers

Posted by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM
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FOR all dog lovers .GOD AND DOG...

by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM
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by Member on Feb. 12, 2010 at 9:26 AM

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety. 
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and
laminated.  All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture,
and cars would be free of hair. 
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a
kennel.  When the doorbell rings, I could get to the
door without wading through fuzzy bodies who
beat me there. 

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I
wanted, without taking into consideration how
much space several fur bodies would need to get
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6
veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grand kids
through college. 

The most used words in my vocabulary would not
be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave
him/her/it ALONE. 

My house would not be cordoned off into zones
with baby gates or barriers.  My house would not
look like a day care center, toys everywhere. 

I would not talk 'baby talk'.  'Eat your din din'.  
'Yummy yummy for the tummy'.

My pockets would not contain things like poop
bags, treats and an extra leash. 

I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, 
F-R-I-S-B-E- E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, B-I-K-E, G-O, 

I would not have as many leaves (or pine needles)
INSIDE my house as outside. 

I would not look strangely at people who think
having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much. 

I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season
instead of dreading 'mud' season. 

I would not have to answer the question 'Why do
you have so many animals?' from people who will
never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are
loved unconditionally by someone as close to an
angel as they will ever get. 

How EMPTY my life would be! 


"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul
remains unawakened"    I hope you had a laugh today:)
by Member on Feb. 17, 2010 at 5:52 PM

This is wonderful....enjoy.


The reason a dog has so    many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
- Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

- Andy Rooney

We give dogs the time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

- M. Acklam

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
- James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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