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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Sayings

Posted by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:36 PM
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How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!



by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:36 PM
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MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:36 PM

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:37 PM

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:37 PM

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:37 PM

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim.

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:37 PM

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:38 PM

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To try to hatchet!

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:38 PM

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:38 PM

Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:38 PM

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

MistressMinerva
by on Nov. 18, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.

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