He yelled for me from the bathtub so I went in to see what he needed (he's 8 btw). As I opened the door, he's aiming his squirt gun at me looking at me with his micheivious crooked grin and says "Its da Po Po. Be cool. " And I began to giggle which made him giggle and I pointed out that he was turning red. So he says "that's jacked up" and I proceed to spit my water into the sink lol. He is a mess.
What crazy things do your kids come up with? Lol