Last night DS went to stay with his dad because I had spiked a 104 and was having terrible flank pain. After fighting with the Dr he finally gave up and let me AMA. My dad picks me up, and we go and pick ds up. On the way home ds randomly starts talking about how I'm always sick and i need to live in a bubble etc.. My dad tells "well thats what happens sometimes when you're old" and ds says "no thats what happens when you're a doctors wet dream"....WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!! I ask ds "where in the world did you hear that! Thats not appropriate" and ds says "well my dad said you're a doctors wet dream". My dad was laughing so hard, he looked like he was going to cry, and i was completely flabbergasted. I didnt know whether to laugh, cry, call and yell at his dad.
Looking back now, yes its funny that a 5 year old said that having no idea what a wet dream is, however I'm pissed that his dad would say such a thing in front of him and plan on having a very long talk with him.