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Funny things you say to your kids...

Okay so we all have all said strange things to our kids...what are some of yours...Mine today

 

:"Stop trying to eat your journal and finish colouring the pictures"

by on Oct. 21, 2013 at 5:03 PM
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Silverkitty
by Bronze Member on Oct. 25, 2013 at 3:50 PM

Mine has been this week:

"Get your hand out of your diaper, off your butt, out of your pants...ect" to my 3 yo son.

There are some for my 12 yo daughter but neither her nor I can think of them at the moment.

"You really should have gotten that Zombie Stormtrooper outfit for the Dojo"  Said to hubby while looking at halloween costumes.

kmath
by Silver Member on Oct. 25, 2013 at 5:37 PM

Said yesterday, "If you come near me with that thing (cockroach) I will make you write your spelling words 100x's each!"

Mommy2Phenley
by Bronze Member on Oct. 26, 2013 at 12:29 AM
Not today but one of our more memorable ones was "stop licking your sister's bum!" (To then 4yo, baby was 7ish months)
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KrissyKC
by Silver Member on Oct. 26, 2013 at 1:04 AM

My closest one to this one is... "no, honey, we don't play with the doggies butt... no... not with your face either."


Quoting Mommy2Phenley:

Not today but one of our more memorable ones was "stop licking your sister's bum!" (To then 4yo, baby was 7ish months)



collinsmommy0
by Member on Oct. 26, 2013 at 10:13 AM
The banana does not belong in the tub.
Your penis goes in your underwear.
Stop hiding the remotes.

He's 2.5
No_Difference
by Silver Member on Oct. 26, 2013 at 10:47 AM

 My Little Guy yesterday insisted he be called "Professor" "No Professor, you can NOT do a physics lesson by jumping off the fridge." He wanted to test his "hypoposis"

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