you have ever had?
Mine was when I was working for Chattahoochee State hospital for the mentally insane.
That summer job was probably the most scary, the funniest, and the weirdest I have ever had. We toook patients to appointments and such from their ward.
Anyway, the day before a little old lady had chased me down the hall way .....running..seat belted to her wheel chair but carrying it on her back. The nurse at the door let me out just in time. She chased me because she wanted to have a baby with me. Mind you at the time I was 22 maybe 24 years old. Anyway this other lady thought I was (okay quoting here cause this is what she called me and yes she was a black lady, very beautiful but very mentally insane) ...she thought I was her "little white angel done come down to deliver her".
Now on the ward, was this woman that would make most football players look like toothpicks. I was helping set out lunch trays from the closed off kitchen area on their unit. Somehow, I stil don't know how I got trapped between her and the lady that wanted to have a baby with me. She started talking gibberish to me. I had no idea what she was saying. She was gesturing and trying to get her point across. I noddes and said yes and she just kept talking. Suddenly she said
"A squirrel ATE my Mama, now don't you laugh".
That being said, first of all I was scared spitless and secondly I was trapped and sometimes when you get nervous you get the giggles. So I felt the giggles coming on and I was shaking in my boots. So in order for her not to see me laugh, I turned my back to get another tray and laughed silently as tears rolled down my face. Composed myself, gave her her tray, she sat down and I got the heck out of there. Yes, that was the strangest conversation I have ever had.