Two men can't get married because they can't have Sex. Duh!
This is a conversation I had with my 7yo ds last night
*Bubba* When I'm a big man I'm going to get married and move into my own apartment.
*Me* Are you going to marry a nice man? (I switch it up between men and women. I like the kids to know that marrying either sex us okay and normal)
*Bubba* No! That would mean I'm gay and two men can't have sex. What are we going to do? Put my penis in his penis? (At the moment he thinks sex is strictly for procreation,lol)
*Me* Thinking ummmm.... crap! There's no way I'm going to explain to my 7yo son the ins and outs of anal sex! lol Thank God his sister walked in and distracted him. But the question is, what do I tell him when it comes up again??