I love reading or hearing cute kid stories! When my now 9yr DD was 18 months we were giving her a bath, she realized for the first time there was a crack between her butt cheeks. She started crying her butt was broke over and over and no matter what we said would calmed her down. She wanted band aids on her broke butt. Hubby had to put three going across her crack for her to settle down. While all this was going on we are all trying not to burst out laughing.