What would you do

[TexasMami409]

My husband likes to stay up a lot later than me. He has a mancave where he likes to chill, watch football, play playstation. On a very very regular basis, I find a bottle of lotion and washrag poorly hidden in the room next to the couch, or obviously tossed back in the bathroom. Now, I know men jack off. I'm not mad at that. And we have sex a lot. Several times a week, so it's not that he is being sexually deprived. Why on earth does he feel the need to do it so often, and at very least, not let me find his evidence the morning after. Blah!

[Kodysmommy928]

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[TexasMami409]

I warned him I would leave my toy in bed before. I just might do it!

Quoting Kodysmommy928:

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[sjump25]

Have you metioned it to him?  The only time my man does that is when we are going through a dry spell... and he ain't shy about letting me know. lol. 

[sjump25]

haha!  LOVE this! 

Quoting Kodysmommy928:

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[TexasMami409]

Yes and he gives me the dumb look, like "What?"

Quoting sjump25:

Have you metioned it to him?  The only time my man does that is when we are going through a dry spell... and he ain't shy about letting me know. lol. 

[Bmama1]

Lol yes. This. Do this.

Quoting Kodysmommy928:

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[bigmama423]

Agreed!

Quoting Bmama1:

Lol yes. This. Do this.

Quoting Kodysmommy928:

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[merryvoice]

Haha! I love this advice! 

Quoting Kodysmommy928:

 I would tell him that you would rather not see the evidence of his self pleasure lying around when you get up in the morning. 

Either that or I would buy the biggest, most intimidating vibrator I could find and leave it on his side of the bed for him to discover when he finally decides to join you in the bedroom.  Sometimes the passive aggressive approach is the most fun.

[ihave1]

Really who cares. He is not sleeping w/ some whore. 

[hayliedlr]

maybe he is embarrassed.