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15 things only parents say

Posted by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:54 PM
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Last week, I told my son to finish his cheeseburger if he expected to eat dessert. I then laughed at the absurdity of having to finish a delicious, juicy burger before going on to chocolate. Oh, to be a child again. I find myself saying these things countless times a day: The things that would only make sense coming from a parent

Turns out I'm not the only one. Here are 15 things parents on my message boards have uttered lately, much to their dismay ...

by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:54 PM
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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:55 PM


1. DO NOT pee in the litter box!!!!

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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:55 PM
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2. Let go of my nipple. It's not a handle.

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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:55 PM
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3. Don't lick your brother.

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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:56 PM
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4. Lamps are not swords.

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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:56 PM
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5. If you blow (your nose) hard enough, I won't have to wipe it so much!


paganbaby
by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:56 PM


6. Don't put the dog toys in your mouth!

paganbaby
by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:57 PM

7. Girls don't like it when you touch their boobies. Mommy's boobies are only for the baby.


paganbaby
by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:57 PM
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8. I don't care how many boogers you've got, please don't blow your nose on the couch.


paganbaby
by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:57 PM


9. You can't take your potty to bed with you.

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by Chesty La Rue on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:58 PM


10. No you cannot go play in the snow in your underwear!

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