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Does size really matter??

Posted by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 3:58 PM
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Women Should Stop Pretending Size Doesn't Matter After Study Finds They've Been Lying

by Kiri Blakeley 39 minutes ago

Finally, a study we can all get behind! Researchers have concluded that women are more attracted to tall men with large penises. Yes, bizarrely we needed a study to verify that women tend to drool like bulldogs around the Jon Hamm/David Beckham type. It might seem like the most Duh study of all time, but apparently if you ask women directly what they prefer penis-wise, they'll give wishy-washy answers like, Ohhhh ... I don't think about stuff like that ... size doesn't matter ... wah wah wah. 

But this time, women weren't TOLD the study was about penis size. They were just asked to rate their attraction level to various computer-generated male bodies that ranged in height and penis length. And SHOCKER, the women liked the tall well-hung men the best. Because you always knew that "size doesn't matter" thing was a massive fraud dreamed up by men and perpetuated by gullible females who didn't want to crush the fragile male ego.

In the study, women were shown various images of naked men and asked to rate their sexual attractiveness. Researchers found that tall men with big schlongs rated the highest. Previous studies had been inconclusive because women apparently get shy when asked about men's penis size.

"Since penis size is a sensitive subject, it's hard to determine whether females lied or 'self-deceived' in their responses," said the study's lead researcher. (Dude, how do I get this job?)

I've always wondered where this whole "size doesn't matter" thing comes from. It's not what women say in the privacy of their drunken girls'-night-out talks.

I'm not saying size is all that matters. A guy with an enormous Speedo rocket can still be ho-hum in bed while a guy with a barely-there boxers' buddy could be Casanova in the sack. Maybe that's where this whole "size doesn't matter" thing originated -- because women were trying to get it through guys' thick skulls that banging away with his gargantuan peniiiiice isn't all that it takes to please a gal.

But I can't help thinking that it's also some sort of male-led conspiracy to get women to want guys whose beefsticks are way more stick than beef. And women don't want their men to be insecure, so they perpetuate the myth. (Nothing worse than an insecure dude in bed.)

At any rate, men must be catching on that size does matter, because penis enlargement surgery is on the rise. (So to speak.) That said, I don't think most women are going to choose a relationship with a big-dicked asswipe over a hardly hung awesome guy. Unless that relationship is only going to last a night.

Does size matter to you?

by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 3:58 PM
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bigmama423
by Liz on Apr. 10, 2013 at 6:06 PM

I think it does, I don't think I'd be sexually happy with a man who wasn't well endowed...

hayliedlr
by JoAnna on Apr. 10, 2013 at 6:17 PM

I wish I was in on that study,  mmhhhmmm :)


sjump25
by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 8:42 PM

It does matter.  

Mom2wife1
by Member on Apr. 11, 2013 at 5:37 PM

I think women just say it doesn't  matter so men don't get discouraged. Kind of like when a man say he doesn't like big breast when his wife has small breast.( like my husband) haha! We all know that's not true.

luvhugz08
by Member on Apr. 12, 2013 at 12:47 AM
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I think size helps love lifes i was married to a small penis then i say i upgraded...lmao

LuckyMomma86
by Member on Apr. 12, 2013 at 8:20 AM

My fiance is the biggest I've been with and the best sex I've ever had. I've been with 8 guys before I met him and none of them compare to him. My fiance says its not about the size its about how you use it. I do agree with him on that. 

mdawn028
by Member on Apr. 12, 2013 at 8:24 AM

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Oh wow. Well my dh is tall. 6'4. He pleases me just fine I wouldn't want him to be any bigger sized that would hurt real bad.I love him for who he is on the inside not for that. Dawna
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jellybeanjean
by Member on Apr. 12, 2013 at 9:23 AM

who doesn't like a big strong man (all over)!?

I think when women say  size doesn't matter they mean that when it comes down to sexual performance, an average size will be fine. You have to work it! Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better in bed, even if it looks better.

Kortlynia
by Member on Apr. 13, 2013 at 11:28 AM

My worst was with an itty bitty guy, so I always thought the bigger the better... until I met my SO, I dont think I could handle any bigger. I think it has to do more with women as individuals than women as a group.

Ninjakitty604
by New Member on Apr. 13, 2013 at 12:54 PM

It doesnt for me. My ex wasnt all that big but really did know how to please me better then any man has.

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