OT*You know you're addicted to Cafe mom when*........

[Tigress22304]

I was checking something in the mod group for here and it showed how many postings I've done for the month of April-and I made the comment about needing to get a life outside of Cafe Mom as a joke.

So Cafe Amy asked why would I do that since Cafe Mom rocks (AND I AGREE AMY!) So as a joke-and my own curiosity-I wanna know how do YOU know when you're addicted to Cafe mom?!

Sounds off!!

[Derari]

I don't belong to the group, but I thought the same thing today. I brought the kids to my parents just or a visit while dh is away. As soon as the kids were occupied, I hunkered down pretty much all day!! I never get to do it, so I went nuts today! Lol

[KellyReedy]

.....when you wish they would add new "sweetpeas"!!

[KellyReedy]

....when your husband announces "I'm going to bed".  And you reply "I'll be right there".  And he then replies "...No you won't"! 
lol 

[fluffball8812]

 when you see some crazy crap in public and you automatically think "oh i so have to post this on cafemom"

[mirm99]

Lmao!... my dh says the same thing. Lol

Quoting daddysgf:

Always have a Tab open to Cafemom.. have it bookmarked on my phone... Boyfriend says "cafe mom" like it's a dirty word

[sandeeyo]

MEN! PfffffffTTTT! LOL

Mine does that too...I'm always like, "SEE?!?!  Even the hardcore mommies think we should ground the kids for life!"  An he gets all mad saying stuff like, "Why do you post our business on that message board!?"  But then, when it's like 50-50 or goes in his favor, he's all "SEE?!?!?"  lol

God forbid if a man ever showed up on here looking for advice...he'd run for the hills to lick his wounds once WIKN or Glock or Packer showed up and gave him what for...LOL

Quoting Tigress22304:

Quoting sandeeyo:

I KNOW!!! lol  Mine too...he's always like, "Oh yeah, suuuuure, go talk to your mommy group and then come back and gang up on me!" LMAO

Quoting Tigress22304:

Quoting sandeeyo:

When DH/Fiance' knows who you're talking about when you mention someone by their screen name! LMAO

LOL DH knows you/WIKN/Ethan and a few other moms real well!!

believe me he's not happy with ANY of you wise moms however he's got no choice but to pay attention to your advice when i handcuff and strap him into this chair and FORCE him to read your great advice

:)

 

OH MY GAWD! MINE DOES THAT TOO!!!!

he got really butt hurt once because I posted on here about neededing help with a situation with his SD11-accusing me of being hateful towards her-until he started reading some of the advice WIKN posted-and really agreed with her

 

hateful bstrd.

he can agree with her but not with me?! All I did was tell him what she said word for word!!

[Tigress22304]

Quoting KellyReedy:

Pssstttt...you gotta be more incognito about it!!!

Quoting Tigress22304:

Quoting daddysgf:

Always have a Tab open to Cafemom.. have it bookmarked on my phone... Boyfriend says "cafe mom" like it's a dirty word

DH is threatening to delete my cafemom account! >:{

i'm only on when he's at work or sleeping

and i have to manually log in everytime lol

[Tigress22304]

Quoting fluffball8812:

 when you see some crazy crap in public and you automatically think "oh i so have to post this on cafemom"

GUILTY!

[sandeeyo]

When someone crazy  posts something on here and you wished there was an easy way to notify all the "regulars" to let them know a "live one" has posted! LOL

[Tigress22304]

Quoting sandeeyo:

God forbid if a man ever showed up on here looking for advice...he'd run for the hills to lick his wounds once WIKN or Glock or Packer showed up and gave him what for...LOL

I wish WISH I could have WIKN or Glock come visit my home and really HELP me deal with this man sometimes. lol

I swear WIKN could kick his ass into submission better then my grandmother could (she's the only woman he's afraid of)