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Posted by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 12:01 AM
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The Salesman's Strategy

A vacuum sales man appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said,"If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?"

by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 12:01 AM
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MamaBear2cubs
by Nikki on Nov. 21, 2012 at 8:37 AM

LOL

suziejax
by Suzie on Nov. 21, 2012 at 10:47 AM

bouncing but also ick!

ReesesPieces
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Lol! Funny!
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ReesesPieces
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 12:01 PM
As a side note I do hate those vacuum cleaner salespeople.
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jbyrd898
by Jessica on Nov. 21, 2012 at 1:12 PM

lol

AzariahsMother
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 2:53 PM

LOL, thanks!   

Stevensmomma
by on Nov. 21, 2012 at 5:09 PM

LOL

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