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MORE GIGGLES... 7/1

Posted by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 1:37 PM
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DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 1:37 PM
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lovinangels
by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 1:46 PM

LMAO!

Kaelansmom
by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 2:04 PM

LOL

mumsy2three
by Member on Jul. 1, 2011 at 6:44 PM

LOL

janitablue
by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 6:59 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

lenoxclan
by on Jul. 1, 2011 at 8:39 PM

LOL! Love 'em

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