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Big People Words(PIOG)

Posted by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 12:47 PM
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BIG PEOPLE WORDS

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.


She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
'I went to visit my Nana.'

'No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo.'
 
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words.'

She then asked little Alex what he had done?
 
'I read a book,' he replied.

That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.

'What book did you read?'




( I love this...)
 



Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the 
SHIT'
 

Lusty Lenox

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by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 12:47 PM
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.MhacFoirfe.
by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 1:13 PM
HAHA! I LOVE it! So stealing this.
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Charli627
by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Hahaha!
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LivinDeadGurl
by Maranda on Jul. 4, 2011 at 6:40 PM

Haha!

Tashia07
by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 7:05 PM

cute

mumsy2three
by Bronze Member on Jul. 4, 2011 at 8:26 PM

LOL!

CoolMommyofboys
by on Jul. 4, 2011 at 9:53 PM

LOL

I really did laugh out loud...loved it :)

TheJerseyGirl
by on Jul. 5, 2011 at 6:42 AM

 LOL

JHanc968
by on Jul. 5, 2011 at 11:07 AM

Oh my gosh!

LuLu5J
by on Jul. 5, 2011 at 11:09 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!  Hilarious, that's what she gets!!!

Peanutx3
by on Jul. 5, 2011 at 11:39 AM

LOL

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