A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
'No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
'What book did you read?'
( I love this...)
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the SHIT'