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Bus Ads

Posted by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 2:04 AM
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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile. "


"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin."


"Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly control myself."


"BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident." I couldn't help not laughing out loud."


"Case Dismissed" said the Judge.

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LindaClement
by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 2:06 AM

Very silly.

betsystipo
by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 6:53 AM

lol

TheJerseyGirl
by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 7:31 AM

 LOL!

Barronbaby
by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Lol
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sweettigeress
by on Jul. 19, 2011 at 6:23 PM

lmao

CoolMommyofboys
by on Jul. 20, 2011 at 12:01 AM
LOL
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