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ENERGY: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something.
“EXCUSE ME”: One of Mom’s favorite phrases, reportedly used in past times by children.
EYE: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to Mom, can be “putout” by anything from a suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife.
FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
FOOD: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question “What’s for dinner tonight?” See “SARCASM”
FROZEN: 1) A type of food. 2) How hell will be like when Mom lets her daughter date an older guy with a motorcycle
GARBAGE: A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.
GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
HANDI-WIPES: Pants, shirtsleeves, drapes, etc.
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