The Mom Dictionary

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HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers.

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ICE: Cubes of frozen water which would be found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the darn things instead of putting them back in the freezer empty.

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INSIDE: That place that will suddenly look attractive to kids once Mom has spent a minimum of half an hour getting them ready to go outside.

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“I SAID SO”: Reason enough, according to Mom.

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JACKPOT: When all the kids stay at friends’ homes for the night.

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JEANS: Which, according to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, including church and funerals.

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JOY RIDE: Going somewhere without the kids.

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JUNK: Dad’s stuff.

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KETCHUP: The sea of tomato-based goop kids use to drown the dish that Mom spent hours cooking and years perfecting to get the seasoning just right.

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KISS: Mom medicine.