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Our lawsuit-obsessed society has forced product manufacturers to cover their "you-know-whats" by writing warning labels to protect us from ourselves. Some are funny, some are absolutely ridiculous, but all are guaranteed to stand up in court.

1. Child-size Superman and Batman costumes come with this warning label: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

2. A clothes iron comes with this caution: "Warning: Never iron clothes on the body." Ouch!

3. The instructions for a medical thermometer advise: "Do not use orally after using rectally."

The warning on pepper spray reads
The warning on pepper spray
reads "May irritate eyes."

4. The side of a Slush Puppy cup warns: "This ice may be cold." The only thing dumber than this would be a disclaimer stating: "No puppies were harmed in the making of this product."

5. The box of a 500-piece puzzle reads: "Some assembly required."

6. A Power Puff Girls costume discourages: "You cannot save the world!"

7. A box of PMS relief tablets has this advice: "Warning: Do not use if you have prostate problems."

8. Cans of Easy Cheese contain this instruction: "For best results, remove cap."

9. A warning label on a nighttime sleep-aid reads: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

10. Cans of self-defense pepper spray caution: "May irritate eyes."

11. Both boys and girls should read the label on the Harry Potter toy broom: "This broom does not actually fly."

by on Aug. 10, 2011 at 3:49 AM
Replies (11-17):
PassionbyLea
by on Aug. 11, 2011 at 1:09 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

ecagle
by on Aug. 11, 2011 at 2:01 PM

 Too funny!

thenguyenclan
by on Aug. 14, 2011 at 5:46 PM

rolling on floor

yasbobari
by on Aug. 14, 2011 at 8:19 PM


Quoting paganbaby:

laughing


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splatz
by Sarah on Aug. 15, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Lol!

My stroller says something along the lines of "do not fold up with baby inside".
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mrsnoble2004
by ♥Arlene♥ on Aug. 15, 2011 at 11:26 PM

I find it funny that there is an allergy warning on a jar of peanut butter that it contains peanuts. uh duh!

Flaca43
by Bronze Member on Aug. 16, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Lol! Oh my!

Quoting splatz:

Lol!



My stroller says something along the lines of "do not fold up with baby inside".
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