When someone asks you the ever popular question of "So when are you going to have another one (baby)?"
I was repeated asked this as my mother-in-law's party today because there were a lot of babies present. At first it was funny, told them I already have a new one, it's a boy and he runs around on four legs and goes to bed when I tell him too. But after a while it got really irritating. My response turned to "What three isn't enough?"