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Get Your Head Outta the Microwave!

Posted by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 1:31 PM
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I just found myself telling my 3 yo that...  

What are some things that you've found yourself saying to your kids that you never dreamed would come out of your mouth someday?

by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 1:31 PM
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jltplk25
by Gold Member on Sep. 8, 2011 at 1:34 PM
You cannot do that to your sister. She is NOT a transformer!
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PEEK05
by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 1:38 PM

Don't pick up your dog's poop.

mrsnoble2004
by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 2:07 PM

No I will not smell your hand to figure out what you got on it.

goddess99
by Michelle on Sep. 8, 2011 at 3:07 PM

this made me LOL

Quoting mrsnoble2004:

No I will not smell your hand to figure out what you got on it.








splatz
by Sarah on Sep. 8, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Please don't chew on your brothers dirty socks/underware.

Stop trying to drink your sisters blood.

Both of those fun ones have been just this week haha.
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mrsnoble2004
by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 3:23 PM

that little gem was directed at my oldest yesterday, lol

Quoting goddess99:

this made me LOL

Quoting mrsnoble2004:

No I will not smell your hand to figure out what you got on it.



jltplk25
by Gold Member on Sep. 8, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I just had to talk lex into giving me my debit card. I can only imagine what I'll have to do to get it back when she's a teenager!
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mrsnoble2004
by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 10:29 PM

bump

LindaClement
by on Sep. 8, 2011 at 11:23 PM

Ha ha ha!

I love it! This is one I said probably a thousand times, in response to ''Why is that there?'

'It's a law of physics, honey, everything has to be somewhere.'

As well as the one I heard my youngest say to a child a few weeks ago:

'That's not made to hold your weight.'

mj.bullion
by on Sep. 9, 2011 at 5:11 AM

 "Get your finger out of your butt." .. Ds likes to touch his butt a lot.. lol He's 2 1/2.

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