Then things get worse.
βΊ Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
βΊ If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
βΊ Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
βΊ Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
βΊ A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.
βΊ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.