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Joking!

Posted by on Nov. 7, 2011 at 8:59 AM
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► We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.
► Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

► If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

► Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

► Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

► A philosopher always knows what to do until it happens to him.

► A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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momofsixangels
by Gold Member on Nov. 7, 2011 at 9:05 AM
LOL
jltplk25
by Gold Member on Nov. 7, 2011 at 9:08 AM
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and very rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind.

Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all was quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's arm and said: "I'm sorry that I offended you with my behavior and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to check my behavior..."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "May I ask what exactly the chicken did?"
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jltplk25
by Gold Member on Nov. 7, 2011 at 9:12 AM
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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momofsixangels
by Gold Member on Nov. 7, 2011 at 9:15 AM

Love these!!!

goddess99
by Michelle on Nov. 7, 2011 at 12:03 PM

lol

mrsnoble2004
by ♥Arlene♥ on Nov. 7, 2011 at 12:05 PM

Hahahaha

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