So we were watching Jeff Dunham earlier.
And the one puppet tried explaining what marriage ment to him.
So what does marriage mean to you ladies?
To me, it's that person who makes you feel good about yourself, loves you for you, doesn't care how you look, how often you put out.
Who is your best friend, gives you those butterflies every single time you look or think about that person.And when you miss that person when they are away.
And this is gonna sound stupid, but makes you all hot and wet just by the way they look at you.