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It's Coffee Break time! Hot Topic: Pick-Up Lines

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We're chatting about "pick-up lines" today!

1. Have you used any pick-up lines to meet someone? Or has
anyone used any on you?

2. What was the savviest or stupidest line you've ever heard?

3. Did the pick-up line(s) work?!! ;o)



        



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by on May. 1, 2012 at 7:51 AM
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coala
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:35 AM
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I was working at a chicken place:

Can I take your order

I want a white meat meal with double breasts--as he was checking out mine. 

He then slid his number across the counter to me....it went in the trash

twinsforlove
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:46 AM
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When i first met my kids sd (sperm donor) I saw him at a random gas station in the middle of no where and walked up to him and said Hi Im (name) and your the man im going to marry.

Lol we were together for a long time after that lol

splatz
by Sarah on May. 1, 2012 at 9:46 AM
One day I had both kids with me, youngest was a newborn. Some guy asked me if he could be my "baby daddy", then got really offended I wouldn't give him my #. Haha
I've had sooo many bad ones used on me. None of them worked.
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ameliacaldeira
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:58 AM

windex. i got the "do you wash your clothes in windex...." opener for this one

Quoting frankiesma530:

 Is there a mirror in your pocket?  Cuz I can see myself in your pants. *facepalm*


savedbygrace316
by on May. 1, 2012 at 9:59 AM
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 LOL I'm a bartender so I hear horrible lines all the time!  I hear them so often that I actually don't even notice them anymore!  Not really a pick up line but this sticks out in my mind....

customer: would you sleep with your boss to futher your career?

me: NO

customer:oh well I had a job opening but you're not the girl I'm looking for

ameliacaldeira
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:02 AM

i guy stood up in class and his not to me says "im not accually standing, im sitting on my wallet"

i got another "what are you even doing here?" "in math class?" "yeah, the miss america pagent is down the hall"

"

Mrs.Worthen
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:19 AM

idk if this ones been said, but, are you a parking ticket? cuz you've got fine written all over you

delanna6two
by Platinum Member on May. 1, 2012 at 10:22 AM

Orange Shake please

It's been a while...lol.....I remember a guy coming up behind me when I was much younger and saying in a low voice "you married???"...don't know if that would be considered a pick up though....more straight to the point..lol


GCM
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:25 AM
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 The cheesiest one I've ever heard was at a club and a guy came up to me telling me he was being deployed to the desert the next day and "might not come back."  Dude, you're talking to a military member yourself, and I know you have a 99.98% chance of coming back as long as you're not stupid. (this was before 9/11 BTW.)  Yeah, it definately didn't work.

 sticking out tongue

PaganMom2285
by on May. 1, 2012 at 10:36 AM
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mmm... My favorite pickup line was 'Nice Boots wanna fuck' I was wearing some fabulous kneehigh boots at the time and yes it totally worked on me.

My least favorite pick up line was 'You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all evening.' I told the guy to go play with himself since no woman would play with him.

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