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It's Coffee Break time! Hot Topic: Pick-Up Lines

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Welcome to the Mom to Mom's Tuesday Coffee Break!

We know you deserve a few minutes to yourself so we're going to
pour a virtual drink of your choice and serve up tasty treats for you.
Be sure to let us know what you would like!!


We're chatting about "pick-up lines" today!

1. Have you used any pick-up lines to meet someone? Or has
anyone used any on you?

2. What was the savviest or stupidest line you've ever heard?

3. Did the pick-up line(s) work?!! ;o)



        



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by on May. 1, 2012 at 7:51 AM
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delanna6two
by Platinum Member on May. 1, 2012 at 11:37 AM

Thank you...yums!

Quoting Cafe AmyB:

Quoting delanna6two:

Orange Shake please

It's been a while...lol.....I remember a guy coming up behind me when I was much younger and saying in a low voice "you married???"...don't know if that would be considered a pick up though....more straight to the point..lol



missbrinleysmom
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:41 AM

I had a guy tell me the my hips were perfect for birthing babies and he was so surprised I didn't have any kids yet. - I was 17...lol

barrelracer1699
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:44 AM
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I have a friend who walks up to a girl and says "How much does a polar bear weigh?" When they say "IDK" he says "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Cody"

MrsErdos2011
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM

The worst I've ever heard and it's not really a pick up line more of flat out rude but it was 'hey are you a hooker? you look easy.' It was laundry day and I was wearing track pants

MrsErdos2011
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:47 AM

That's kinda cute

Quoting barrelracer1699:

I have a friend who walks up to a girl and says "How much does a polar bear weigh?" When they say "IDK" he says "Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Cody"


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lisajo76
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Ew! Lol


Quoting frankiesma530:

 Is there a mirror in your pocket?  Cuz I can see myself in your pants. *facepalm*


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Farrahann
by on May. 1, 2012 at 11:55 AM
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I read this somewhere, probably my DH's Maxim and thought it was funny..

What do you and my pinky toe have in common?

Before the night is over I'm getting drunk and banging both of you on my coffee table. 

LovableFox
by on May. 1, 2012 at 12:03 PM

Welcome to the Mom to Mom's Tuesday Coffee Break!

We know you deserve a few minutes to yourself so we're going to
pour a virtual drink of your choice and serve up tasty treats for you.
Be sure to let us know what you would like!!

Virtual orange juice and veggie burger please lol


We're chatting about "pick-up lines" today!

1. Have you used any pick-up lines to meet someone? Or has
anyone used any on you?

Advice for a friend to use on an older woman he was attracted to: Why would anyone want grape juice when they can have a fine wine?

Got a lot of them mostly the cliche "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" from really repulsive guys....if I was in a bad mood I would reply, "Nope. But obviously hell did a number on you." I'd get laughs out of the person and whomever was around ex: on a bus or at a park etc. then I'd say I was immune to pick up lines and when in high school my friends would add that we were also allergic to b.s. *chuckles*

2. What was the savviest or stupidest line you've ever heard?

"Are you from outer space because your butt looks out of this world"

Somehow stupid and savvy at the same time but for some reason I am repelled by people flirting with me...my love didn't use any of those he just acted sweet and compassionate and was genuine and I liked him for him.

3. Did the pick-up line(s) work?!! ;o)

Nope. I developed good comebacks though that made everyone laugh {ex: see above}

LovableFox
by on May. 1, 2012 at 12:06 PM

That's hillarious but I would have laughed and walked away singing Pink's "U and Ur Hand" hahaha

Quoting Farrahann:

I read this somewhere, probably my DH's Maxim and thought it was funny..

What do you and my pinky toe have in common?

Before the night is over I'm getting drunk and banging both of you on my coffee table. 


LovableFox
by on May. 1, 2012 at 12:08 PM
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I've heard that one too and I was 12! I said back," Oh yeah? Well your ass is perfect for recieving shoes!" and he ran away. *hysterical laughter*

Quoting missbrinleysmom:

I had a guy tell me the my hips were perfect for birthing babies and he was so surprised I didn't have any kids yet. - I was 17...lol


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