'Name your poison' is what bartenders in the movies say when someone sidles up to the bar. How come bartenders never say anything cool like that in real life? And, while we're on the topic, why don't they slide drinks down the length of the bar, play the piano, or let you keep a running tab open for years that you both joke will never get paid? Maybe we've spent too much time watching movies. Or too much time in bars. Oh well' cheers!