DD just got out of a bath, and the floor is treachorus when wet. I know, I can't spell...
As I reached down to grab the towel for her off the toilet, my eye on her the whole time, she took off running because someone in the distance yelled something about pizza.
She bit the floor so dang hard. I was "OH MY F*CKING GOD!" hysterical. Dh, he doesn't lose his cool as bad as me when she bites it hard, but he laughed. I flipped out more, and he said "I don't mean to laugh, but her face right before she hit the floor was priceless!"
I hate to think about something so funny like that at a time like this... but I needed a laugh.
I feel so guilty.
I'm going to hell.......