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Just For Fun: What Are Some Things ONLY a Parent Would Say?

Posted by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 10:23 AM
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15 Things Only Parents Say

Posted by Jill Smokler

Last week, I told my son to finish his cheeseburger if he expected to eat dessert. I then laughed at the absurdity of having to finish a delicious, juicy burger before going on to chocolate. Oh, to be a child again. I find myself saying these things countless times a day: The things that would only make sense coming from a parent

Turns out I'm not the only one. Here are 15 things parents on my message boards have uttered lately, much to their dismay ...

1. DO NOT pee in the litter box!!!!

2. Let go of my nipple. It's not a handle.

3. Don't lick your brother.

4. Lamps are not swords.

5. If you blow (your nose) hard enough, I won't have to wipe it so much!

6. Don't put the dog toys in your mouth!

7. Girls don't like it when you touch their boobies. Mommy's boobies are only for the baby.

8. I don't care how many boogers you've got, please don't blow your nose on the couch.

9. You can't take your potty to bed with you.

10. No you cannot go play in the snow in your underwear!

11. Please stop trying to stick my glasses up my nose.

12. Please take your breakfast out of your pants. No! Don't. I'll get you another muffin.

13. Yes, sweetie, if you finish your piece of chocolate, you can have an orange.

14. The carpet is NOT toilet paper.

15. Please don't put any more crayons in the air conditioner.

What have you said lately that only a parent would utter?

by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 10:23 AM
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TotallyTweedles
by New Member on Feb. 4, 2013 at 3:08 PM

I just posted on my fb this morning:

Things you never thought you'd say before having kids #39467: "No ma'am! We do not use teapots as weapons!"

Wanna guess how my day is going? :)

delanna6two
by Platinum Member on Feb. 4, 2013 at 3:17 PM

Stop that mess!

Shaybay218
by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 4:58 PM

My house! My rules! Lol

goddess99
by Michelle on Feb. 4, 2013 at 5:26 PM

I mostly say things about my dd's messy room. Like pick this stuff up, what if there's a fire, do you think the fire fighters are going to be able to walk in your room and find you.

wexfordmom
by on Feb. 4, 2013 at 9:11 PM

No I do not have a penis (I said this when my son was about 3)

belleher90
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:41 AM

 BECAUSE I SAID SO!! lol i hated when my mom told me that and now i say it too my kids lmao

la_bella_vita
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 1:51 PM

 LOL

tinhouse544
by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 1:47 AM

please stop playing with your butt.... when my dd was about 2

no i don't think your teacher is secretly santa clause.... recently. her substitute looked kinda like santa and it was around xmas lol

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