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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan hit a baseball a
long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh oh, it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

11.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
 
12.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

13.) Super glue is forever.

14.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

15.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
 
16.) VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

17.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

18.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

19.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

20.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

21.)  The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
 
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.


by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:33 PM
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klbetts
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 10:26 PM
I have to look in my oven everyday! My DS thinks it is his personal storage bin. I have also been hit on the head by a baseball(a soft one) that hit the ceiling fan! Some of the others I lived through due to having a twin brother and VERY curious friends!
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Eve-marie
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 7:44 AM
I have 3 brothers and 3 sons, and I can't say I've learned this. I did learn from my first little brother that if you walk off the top of the garage you don't fly, but it can scare you so bad you take a Panadol and go straight to bed, even in the middle of the afternoon, without telling your mother. From my sons I learned that you won't kill the fish if you pour fruit punch into the tank two days running, but if you give them too much food they won't survive 24 hours. Oh, and a red eared slider can walk fairly fast on vinyl, paint spots can remain on your nose for a week even if you bathe every day, and if you slap the flat screen TV hard enough, you get sound and colored squares and will have to buy another TV. A good slap breaks windows too.
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Basherte
by Bronze Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 8:02 AM


Quoting shadow_lark:

Aww, damn...I was about to go mix Clorox and brake fluid. :(
Does that make me manly?

LOL.. ^ I was gonna do the same thing. I think it's good to be curious and want to learn. LOL

Just not in the house. 


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teaspring
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 8:22 AM

hehe!!  *I* had a split-second thought when I read it that I wanted to go mix the Clorox and brake fluid! ;)

kidsnme1982
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 8:36 AM
I hope my son doesn't try all that. But boys will be boys
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ThatsTheWayItIs
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 9:00 AM
you can also mix Clorox, peroxide and baking soda and your toilet will overflow like a volcano too!!

my husband did this when he was little.
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ThatsTheWayItIs
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Throwing a baseball up into the ceiling fan will also put a bruise on the back of a person almost the size of a softball too, pet fish don’t eat earthworms like fish in a lake do either lol


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neptunekitty
by Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 10:53 AM
This


Quoting shadow_lark:

Aww, damn...I was about to go mix Clorox and brake fluid. :(

Does that make me manly?

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neptunekitty
by Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 10:53 AM
This


Quoting shadow_lark:

Aww, damn...I was about to go mix Clorox and brake fluid. :(

Does that make me manly?

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Mom2Phoenix2011
by Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 9:52 PM
No because that is the first thing that went through my mind. I had to think for a second ifvi had break fluid or if I was giubg to have to go to the store for some..

Quoting shadow_lark:

Aww, damn...I was about to go mix Clorox and brake fluid. :(


Does that make me manly?
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