What's the most EMBARASSING thing your child has said in public?
About a year ago, DS was in the grocery store with me and decided to tell the 60-something-year-old man in front of us (don't report me if this is regarded as a swear word, last time I checked it wasn't):
"Hey, OLD GUY! You dropped your PENIS, IT'S HUGE!"
The man turned around and gave me one of the most furious looks I've ever seen, and even though I don't believe, I was praying that he wouldn't explode all over us and get us kicked out.
We paid for our groceries and I grabbed Billy's hand and was scrambling with him towards the van.
Later, I asked him where he got that from, and he told me that he heard it from South Park. Billy was only four at the time and was born with autism, and tends to pick up inappropriate thing sometimes. I quickly put a block on it, and Hubby isn't allowed to watch that show anymore.
What's the most embarrassing thing your child has said in public?