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Girls night out

Posted by on Jan. 22, 2014 at 2:50 PM
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I found this in old e-mails as I was clearing my Inbox, it may be an old joke but if this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor !!

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times..

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its, throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

by on Jan. 22, 2014 at 2:50 PM
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goddess99
by Michelle on Jan. 22, 2014 at 2:59 PM

LOL

MistressMinerva
by Jennifer on Jan. 22, 2014 at 3:27 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

rebelrose79
by New Member on Jan. 22, 2014 at 3:38 PM
Lol.
LUCKYTRISH
by on Jan. 22, 2014 at 3:40 PM

LOL,  thanks I needed a good laugh !

Jinxed8
by Silver Member on Jan. 22, 2014 at 3:56 PM

 Don't we all ... it's a silly joke but I read it again and it cracked me up ... thought I'd share !! it's good to laugh !

Quoting LUCKYTRISH:

LOL,  thanks I needed a good laugh !

 

auntangelofsix
by Angel on Jan. 22, 2014 at 4:30 PM
LOL!
delanna6two
by Platinum Member on Jan. 23, 2014 at 11:29 AM

 lol...funny:)

mommy2zbg
by Member on Jan. 23, 2014 at 11:31 AM

 haha I have read that before... and love it :)

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