First, my husband was in a bad mood getting ready for work. Then I had to get Alice and Billy on the school bus. Billy snuck some toys into his backpack, and I told him to put them back. So he throws a HUGE tantrum, making them both miss the bus. So I waste ten minutes roundtrip driving them to school. Malerie refuses to eat her healthy apple-cinnamon oatmeal and wants Cocoa Puffs instead. So I give her that, and risk getting sick eating DD's oatmeal. And now, while I'm typing, she wants to watch the same Elmo's World episode over and over and over. It's the one where Victor and Shelby take tap dancing lessons, and they wear special shoes to... Yes, we get it, Elmo. Seriously, why would you try to teach two kids who can barely keep up with the heel dig, feet together warmup a complicated time step? Ugh. And to top it all off, I have the Brady Bunch theme song stuck in my head from yesterday afternoon's Me-TV marathon. My head is about to pop!
on Jan. 27, 2014 at 11:21 AM