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Fake swear words...

Posted by on Mar. 13, 2014 at 11:20 PM
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So I try not to swear, especially in front of my kids (my 5yo yelling "oh dammit!" in her squeaky little voice during Mario Kart probably is telling that I'm not all that successful- I nipped it in the butt btw). So I have a few go-to "fake" swear words. My personal faves are:


Son of a bisquit eater, Dagnabit and Mother Sucker. I've also been known to say that something is "kicking my trash." Do you have any fake swear words?

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areabrown
by on Mar. 13, 2014 at 11:22 PM

BUMP!

Abigailhayden
by New Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 11:24 PM
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I need to write these down! I talk like a sailor sometimes especially if I'm mad.
Roo1234
by Member on Mar. 13, 2014 at 11:25 PM
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Big red fire truck
areabrown
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 12:57 AM

BUMP!

sugaraddict
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 1:00 AM
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Lol mother sucker still seems inappropriate to me.  I most say "crap!" "man!" and wow now that I think of it, I really don't cuss much. When I do, I'm  usually driving.

PinkButterfly66
by Member on Mar. 14, 2014 at 1:04 AM
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Nope, I use real ones.

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Yesterday at 9:27 AM
by Mrs. Depp on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:25 AM

My son has been saying gammit instead of dammitangry

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Yesterday at 9:27 AM
by Mrs. Depp on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:26 AM
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I say shut the front door!

goddess99
by Michelle on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:28 AM
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I like Dagnabit, it's an oldie but a goodie.

Octobersmom
by on Mar. 14, 2014 at 8:36 AM
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OMG you use 'son of a biscuit eater'?!  I thought my dad was the only person to say that!  LOL 

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