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6 Mother's Day Gifts NO Wife Ever Wants

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6 Mother's Day Gifts No Wife Ever Wants

by Jill Smokler

Mother's Day. That special day every May, when you show the moms in your life just how special they are to you. If you're scouring the Internet looking for the perfect gift, you've landed in the wrong place; the perfect Mother's Day gift is as individual to each mom as a fingerprint, and what makes my mom happy might make yours start looking through Craigslist for back alley hitmen. Fear not! There are, however, some things husbands and partners should not get their wife under any circumstances ... 

1. Cleaning products. Nothing says, “You’re the best, Mom!” quite like a vacuum cleaner or an ironing board. Use your head, dude. Save yourself some grief and your mom or wife some resentment and do NOT buy any kind of cleaning products unless she specifically asked for it. If she's got her eye on the latest and greatest steam vacuum and has mentioned it repeatedly in that special tone of deep deep longing, then sure, by all means, go for it! Otherwise, you need to pump the brakes. On the other hand, though, if you'd like to print out some nifty little IOUs for maid service, and actually honor them, that would be a dream come true for many moms across the universe. And then there are those who would take offense at the implied insult to their housekeeping abilities. It's a gamble. Proceed with that at your own risk!

2. Tickets to a sporting event that she has zero interest in. If you want to go, then go, but don't try to pretend that it was her you had in mind when you planned this outing. You might think she's a huge Packers fan because she makes amazing appetizers and allows the living room to turn into a sports bar every time the big game is on, but chances are she's just being nice. That's what Moms do. If you can't tell the difference between a real fan and a sympathetic supporter, just skip it. (Also: fishing gear, hunting trips, golf clubs, etc.)

3. Anything that requires Mom to get up early on her special day. The top #1 thing that moms consistently confess that they want for Mother’s Day more than anything else is to be able to relax and get some sleep. No one wants to get up to a disaster zone all over the house that she will have to clean up because you thought a sunrise pancake breakfast with the kids was a great idea.

4. Cash. Who are you, her great-great uncle's second cousin's niece, twice removed? You know she won’t spend that cash on herself. If you really feel all that strongly that she needs to pick out her own gift, at least make it a gift card to somewhere she likes.

5. Air (i.e. nothing). It’s one day a year. You know exactly what day, time, and channel the Super Bowl will be on. You can’t set a calendar alert or put up a Post-It note for Mother’s Day? Here's a hint for future reference: It's the second Sunday in May. Every year. Even on Leap Year. Here's another hint: Don't wait until the night before, or the morning of, and then think you're going to run right out and grab something. That never works out well, and Mom can tell. Something is better than nothing, I guess, but try to remember, okay? Don't make her feel like an obligation. (See also: Excuses.)

6. Excuses. “I wanted to ---, but ---” You’d be better off acting like you forgot than offering pitiful excuses as to why you weren’t able to do all the marvelous things you planned. This is not said to hurt your feelings, but honestly, it's the voice of experience talking. Your grand plan details that fell through don't need to be shared. Because chances are she'll smile and nod and hug you anyway, but in the back of her mind, it'll sound exactly like what it is -- an excuse for why you couldn't get your shit together one day a year.

Now get shopping! 

Yes, yes any gift is precious. Now tell us what you REALLY don't want!

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oliveoil423
by Member on Apr. 28, 2014 at 12:09 PM

 i had a great mothers day last year and didnt get any of these horrible gifts at all.

my husband took me to the movies after i got off work. we went to see the great gastby and went to dinner.

goddess99
by Michelle on Apr. 28, 2014 at 12:11 PM
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I don't want to have to cook or clean on that day. 

MsEmma88
by Member on Apr. 28, 2014 at 1:35 PM
I think flowers and a nice card would work for me. The boys have a way of making mothers day Hell for me so I just give my mom something make a nice dinner and dessert for everyone and wait for the day to be over
DanaG70
by Silver Member on Apr. 28, 2014 at 1:43 PM
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After 21 years of being a mother, a nice quiet afternoon is good for me! 

This year we'll be traveling to Nebraska for mother's day. =))

natural_s
by Bronze Member on Apr. 28, 2014 at 3:21 PM
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 Exactly!!!

Quoting goddess99:

I don't want to have to cook or clean on that day. 

 

johnny4ever
by Mrs. Depp on Apr. 28, 2014 at 4:25 PM
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I would take cash!

chaotic.mind
by Member on Apr. 28, 2014 at 4:35 PM

I would love a Dyson, just saying. 

Cash wouldn't bother me either, I could go out and by myself something. 

MistressMinerva
by Jennifer on Apr. 28, 2014 at 10:28 PM
I don't want to have to do anything. I'm not too picky when it comes to gifts.
Jinxed8
by Silver Member on Apr. 29, 2014 at 9:37 AM

cash wouldn't bother me, I'd go spend it on a spa treatment of some kind.  A day to pamper myself would be incredibly appreciated.  Also a happy mother's day.  My mother's day usually suck, there's always some kind of drama, I end up crying or being really upset.  Or having the most boring day ever. So yeah, I'd rather skip mother's day altogether

ThreeMommy
by on Apr. 29, 2014 at 9:53 AM
I like cash.....
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