(This post is meant for funny statements or statement they you felt sounded "true", not to be taken seriously or to put others down.)
These are just a few I've heard.
You know your a mom when you have to make sure there is an equal amount of sprinkles on cupcakes or ice cream
You know your a mom when you lick your finger and rub something off your childs face as a habit.
You know your a mom when going to the bath seems to be your only alone time