BACKSTORY: We have a bearded dragon (a lizard) and my son (age 9) usually lets him perch on his shoulder while he is watching tv or building his legos. He spends a good bit of time with him and is a little sad when I tell him that he needs to put him away.
Last night, Isaiah is holding the lizard and watching TV. A commercial for Viagra comes on and mentions ERECTILE dysfunction. Isaiah says if he puts the lizard back in the cage, he will have A REPTILE dysfunction too and need Viagra.