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The ‘Hot Dog Hooker’ Tries Her Hand at Wieners Again

Posted by on May. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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The ‘Hot Dog Hooker’ Tries Her Hand at Wieners Again

Posted by Kiri Blakeley on May 10, 2012 at 4:56 PM

Get yer hot dogs! Get yer hot dogs right here! What'll you have with that? A little ketchup? Onions? How's about a handjob? Er, what?? Apparently there's something like this going on at a Long Island hot dog truck. Catherine Scalia, who serves wieners and was arrested last week for servicing wieners, was back at it today. At least, she was back at the first part, serving wieners. The kind stuck in a bun. The edible kind. Oh, never mind.

Scalia, dressed in a pink tank that left little to the imagination, spent a week in jail after she pleaded guilty to agreeing to "pleasure" a police officer after she sold him a hot dog. Am I the only one hoping she uses some hard-core hand antiseptic?

Scalia flogs her sausages while handing out business cards reading "strips r us," because apparently she'll sell you a strip tease too, in case you need one after satisfying your hunger. Says Scalia:

This is what I love to do, sell hot dogs and show off what I got a little bit. If you got it, flaunt it, that’s what I say.

I feel for a girl just trying to make a living in this economy. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. But there's just something a little bit unsavory about hawking food while hawking sex and strip teases. Especially when it's just one pair of hands doing the hawking. Sounds unsanitary, to say the least.

Today, the "hot dog hooker" only lasted three hours at her truck before the cops shut her down for not having the proper permit. The proper hot dog selling permit, that is.

Scalia seems pretty determined to continue to serve sausages while showing off her bubbies. I wouldn't be surprised if she makes a return to the dirty dog business soon. Buyer beware!

Would you buy a hot dog from this woman?

by on May. 11, 2012 at 3:40 PM
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AmosFarkle
by AmyV on May. 12, 2012 at 7:44 AM

This sounds like "News of the Weird"!!!!!!   Hey, bet she makes a killin'!!!!

aneela
by on May. 15, 2012 at 10:15 AM

ha ha ha i cant believe this is real....and no i wouldnt buy from here ...i think  i have only ever bought a hot dog at a festival once...still you never know what ppl do who handle food...even at your 5 star restaurants

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